Life is Short – Talk Fast

If you're hotter than me, then that means I'm cooler than you.

Maybe if we tell people the brain is an app, they'll start using it.

Life always offers you a second chance. It's called tomorrow.

@chriscoyier

braj i was there

I could agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong.

I’m fat. But you’re ugly. At least I can diet.

It may look like I'm doing nothing, but in my head I'm quite busy.

I’m not a complete idiot. Some pieces are missing.

Your intelligence is my common sense.

Don’t follow my footsteps I run into walls!

When God made me, he was showing off!